A collector of random facts and a writer of too-long stories. Not sure where I'm going with this yet.



 

greenteahaiku:

what a boring day

I hit refresh on tumblr

but there’s nothing new

pilgrimkitty:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer + foreshadowing

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND. THE TROPE FOR WHEN YOU MAKE A JOKE AND LATER DOWN THE LINE IT BECOMES PAINFULLY UNFUNNY BECAUSE OF TRAGIC EVENTS IS LITERALLY NAMED “FUNNY ANEURYSM MOMENT” BECAUSE OF THIS SHOW.

(Source: jaclynnicolee)

miss-sakamoto:

I don’t give a shit what this article say, I will never stop seducing men by bellowing at them with my megaphone

miss-sakamoto:

I don’t give a shit what this article say, I will never stop seducing men by bellowing at them with my megaphone

(Source: ms-tyrell)

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

curiosamathematica:

The Google trend for the search query “quadratic formula”.
It repeats in the same pattern every year. Down in summer, up in September, down again in December and up again in spring time before going down again in the summer. And so it goes on forever.

curiosamathematica:

The Google trend for the search query “quadratic formula”.

It repeats in the same pattern every year. Down in summer, up in September, down again in December and up again in spring time before going down again in the summer. And so it goes on forever.